I was searching around for some old Troy reviews and this one from
The Mediadrome, being on a slightly different level to the norm gave me quite a giggle...
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| To be fair, both sides attempt to settle the dispute without a full-scale war. They try a one-on-one sword fight between the tough old Menelaus and Prince Paris, the waifish lover who made off with the king’s wife. But this idea fails. Tragically, no one suggests giving up Helen and bitch-slapping Paris for being so stupid. So, like a thoughtless kid who picks a fight he can’t win, Paris gets his big brother and the whole Trojan family sucked into the fray. |
:lol:
Well, if Orlando had been 'bitch-slapped' in Troy he'd never have made Kingdom Of Heaven! :giggle:
(Read the full article in the above link to The Mediadrome.)