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Jesse - March 23, 2008 12:59 PM (GMT)
This is an interesting review from The Telegraph...

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Sex and Sandles

John Hiscock reviews the first screening of the eagerly awaited blockbuster Troy

The first thing to be said about Troy, the £150 million sword-and-sandal epic very loosely based on Homer’s Iliad, is that it is big. It is big in action, scope and emotions and, for sheer spectacle, comes close to justifying the enormous amount of money spent on it.

But a satisfactory tribute to the sandy sagas of the 1950s – and for all its special effects and spectacular battle scenes, Troy is reminiscent of much that has gone before – needs an actor with the presence of a Richard Burton to carry off the limp and clichéd dialogue.

Unfortunately Brad Pitt does not quite fit the bill. Although he looks the part, with a shoulder-length mane of blond hair and a winning way with enemy princesses, he cannot make the often portentous lines ring true.

Troy is the Warner Bros contribution to the spate of historical epics that began with Gladiator and is due to continue with King Arthur, two Alexander the Great projects, Boadicea and several more.

The film focuses on the siege of Troy by the Greek armies after the Trojan prince Paris steals the beautiful Helen from King Menelaus, the brother of the Greek king Agamemnon. After landing on the Troy beaches, the Greeks are repelled by the Trojans but, following a series of bloody battles – almost as an afterthought – the wooden horse is wheeled out to smuggle the Greeks into the city, which is duly burnt.

As Achilles, an almost invincible super-hero who operates with an elite band of warriors on the fringe of the Greek army, Pitt spends much of the early part of the film brooding on the sidelines as the armies battle it out. It is only when his cousin is killed by Paris’s brother Hector that he unleashes himself on the Trojans.

Audiences who enjoyed the protracted battles of the Lord of the Rings trilogy will revel in the visionary magic the filmmakers have used to show the brutal scenes of two fabled armies fighting with spears, swords and bows and arrows.

But it is not all blood and gore. In between battles Pitt is given plenty of opportunity to display his brawny physique in nude sex scenes, principally with the Trojan princess Briseis, played by the Australian actress Rose Byrne.

Although Pitt is unquestionably the star, that other young heartthrob, Orlando Bloom, who worked in The Lord of the Rings trilogy, is also in the cast to lure the younger female audience as the lovesick Paris, the son of King Priam of Troy.

While one can easily imagine his Paris stealing the beautiful Helen away from Menelaus, it is more difficult to believe him as a Trojan warrior waging serious battle.
A pumped-up Eric Bana, last seen as the alter ego of The Incredible Hulk, is a credible Hector and newcomer Diane Kruger shines as Helen.

The director, Wolfgang Petersen, has wisely crammed his supporting cast with fine actors, including Brendan Gleeson, Sean Bean, Brian Cox and a magnificently dignified Peter O’Toole as the tragic Priam. Julie Christie makes a two-minute appearance as Achilles’ mother, Thetis.

One particular scene, when Priam goes to Achilles’ tent to plead for the return of his son Hector’s body after Achilles has slain him, has an emotional resonance lacking in the rest of the film and it makes one realise what a fine Achilles Peter O’Toole would have made 40 years ago.


...it is more difficult to believe him as a Trojan warrior waging serious battle.

To quote Orlando..."Paris is a lover, not a fighter!" :faint:

libra - March 23, 2008 09:48 PM (GMT)
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While one can easily imagine his Paris stealing the beautiful Helen away from Menelaus, it is more difficult to believe him as a Trojan warrior waging serious battle.


As a professional historian, I take serious issue with Orlando being unfairly accused of being a warrior waging battle. Anyone who has studied or read the Iliad by Homer will know that Paris was a lover, and not a fighter. His brother Hector was a reknowned fighter of that period and was well respected as well as feared for his military skills on the field and sea. He was destined to rule Troy after the death of his father, King Priam. Orlando played the part specific to the role and history and what was expected of him, and a well known actor even voiced that opinion to me of Orlando's portrayal.

Wicksey - March 24, 2008 12:06 AM (GMT)
I agree with you libra. I've never read or studied the Iliad by Homer. I'm still working my way through Homer's Odyssey. But I remember researching Paris after I saw Troy because I wasn't understanding the characterization from what I watched and what the reviewers were saying. And in so doing, Paris was never to be the fighter, he was the younger brother with the thrown intended for Hector. In fact, based on what I found, it is a wonder he ended up in the seat of the royalty of Troy at all.

libra - March 24, 2008 01:22 AM (GMT)
Greek mythodology has a great deal of information on Paris, and Prince Hector. A friend of mine went on a historical tour called In Search of Alexander, and they stopped at the ruins of Troy (some question if Troy existed - it did) and there it was said that even the Great Alexander did homage to Hector.

As a side humor note, in the rest rooms, or loo as you would say in the UK, the mens room is called Paris and the ladies is called Helen.




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